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The theory goes, with the Henry boys murder, Mark Phillips remained silent, because he was without a voice. But then incalculable Public Sector Workers were fired, nevertheless Mark Philips remained silent, having been burdened with selective mutism. Thereafter, was the flooding of Success, but this time struggling with dysarthria, meant Mark Phillips went unheard.
Then there were the attacks on protestors, but with Mark Phillips’ lips inseparably glued, meant he was of no phonations. Which means, cranes were driven into Mocha, destroying properties and livestocks, but Mark Phillips was encumbered with severe vocal cords palsy, thus could only croak. And with Mark Phillips silent, PPP ventured to Region 10, to destroy more properties and livestocks, but even this couldn’t get a vowel out of a muted Mark Phillips. As a result, fire and brimstones were visited on Vreed-en-Hoop, but Mark Phillips was caught in a state of tied tongue, thus could only communicate with sign language.
Then came the catastrophe- Manickchand’s fire that took the lives of 20 children, in which apart from contaminating the crime scene, Mark Phillips had nothing substantive to contribute. Soon after, was the alleged rape and sodomy, but to date Mark Phillips hasn’t recovered from acute laryngitis, to voice an opinion. But then Roysdale Forde lectured the Uitvlugt alumnus, and the Token has spoken.