Immediately on pocketing his 30 pieces of silver, the man bearing bi-national passports, slithered to the motherland. Whence, on arrival at Tendulkar’s territory, an induction
Wherefore, he who betrayed, attentively read, having initially questioned his masters’ judgment, in seconding him to Phantom Ronald Gharaj mansion. But with a testosterone reassurance, vocals cried exhilarated, for he felt at home. Very much at home, for his PPP has done worse to women. Impregnating the indigenous with dildos. Abusing women with injurious hands. Where even those who never lay with women, lay hands on women. Kicking wives out of marital homes. Displaying Parliamentary dildos to all with oestrogen. Leaving women eyes bruised, confident of a PPP escort to America. Stripping and whipping any protesting. Transforming
Oh gosh Ghosh
But there is one name Lady Ghosh, who is of incomparable Asian wisdom, having recognised the more she loves her dogs, the less she is loved of men. As a result, hours she would expend, feeding her dogs whilst leaving men hungered. Where one such hungered was Charandass Persaud, a chauvinist conceived to parturition, from the womb of PPP. But Chauvinist Charandass being hungered, had it out for the canine calories. Therefore, with the Associated Professor presenting at his highgate, he laced her in profanities, exclaiming no dogs live here, so the food I shall have. But the sexagenarian, haven’t been of such an undiplomatic brutal assault, thus facies expressed deep concern.
The fact is, Lady Ghosh was cultured in the Madras hierarchy, where men came first, cows second and women last. As a result, she kept her countenance, even as Charrandass engaged in mastubatory profanities, gesticulating to her, the most ungodly self indulgent acts. However, that heard certainly shocked Lady Ghosh out of her saree, such that with aching arthritic legs, she scurried to her chauffeur driven car. But unfortunately, that wasn’t fast enough to escape Charrandass last bark- If self indulgence is beyond you, then surely the well fed dogs can do the job. In fact, this last uttered utterance summed up Charrandass, a creature who recognised his limitations, thus unhesitatingly shows deference to superior creations. For knowledge is his, ethanol has deleteriously diluted his testosterone levels, which meant his humanly manly duties were outsourced
Neuroglycopenia
And for this, many were with confused thoughts, on how a little hunger could’ve driven Charrandass to such Priya feral levels. Hence the explanation- The brain is ultra-sensitive to changes in body sugar, such that when food deprived, the brain lacks of sugar(neuroglycopdenia). And being necessitous of sugar, neuroglycopenia takes hold, reducing the victim to irrational behaviour and anger, expressed in the cliche- A hungry man is an angry man.
As a result, we should be slow in condemnation of Charrandass, for the man wasn’t only burdened with neuroglycopenia, but also had to grapple with being a progeny of PPP, in an environment where women aren’t respected. Thus, most certainly, with such a complicated background, even if he was fed canine curry to remedy his neuroglycopenia, canine behaviour would’ve still depicted him as barking mad.
Delayed recall
However, it’s a foregone conclusion Charandass will be rewarded another job under PPP. Thus, my humbly counsel, Charrandass should be seconded to the Sugar Industry, since it was his ultra-sensitive conscience that brought us to the realisation that the Sugar Industry was dead, under APNU+AFC. However, now we have conflicting data, engaging Venezuelan prostitutes, and troubling prognostication, of which Charrandass conscience would serve invaluable, in establishing the true status- Dead, living or ventilator driven.
But having said that, a recent instalment was ours, from him who never ceases to amaze- The university dropout. For it was August 2021, when Charrandass verbally abused his host, as she fed unloved black dogs. However, covered in diplomatic immunity, Charrandass was aware that untouchable he was to the Indian Chat-3. But to our bamboozlement, the university dropout informed to disinform, the diplomatic immune Charrandass was investigated by an Indian entity, probably the police, who cleared him of 19 criminal charges. Which meant, with the incident timeline extended an elephant’s gestation, the university dropout wants us to believe, he was only informed the day the video landed on social media. And having heard of it the day prior, the university dropout claimed he was more busy than bees, thus unable to recall the recalcitrant. Certainly, this university dropout, takes us all for university dropouts, thus the clarity;
1. Charrandass directed expletives laced abuses at Lady Ghosh since August 2021. Why only now action is being taken?
2. Charandass resigned in the best interest of the country. Shouldn’t a National Award be considered?
3. Who investigated Charrandass, India or Guyana?
4. Unlikely Charrandass investigation was narrowed to sexual harassment, therefore what other parameters were investigated and what were the outcomes?
Certainly, the more I think of PPP, the more I love my dogs
