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True lies

Staff Writer by Staff Writer
January 15, 2023
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What’s articulated herein, from a passionate advocate of the truth, must be brought to the attention of they, who consider truth-telling repulsive.

For the year had hardly registered minutes, when one of many deceptions, bled our ears with more nancy stories. As a result, the masses were rendered cataplectic, thus sought comfort in interviews of the purple decades. When interviews were eloquently delivered. When ignorance and arrogance maintained a distance. When the Queen’s english captivated both fiend and friend. However, unfair it will be, comparing University of London with University of Uitvlugt.

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The interview
For the interview was forgettably elementary, unashamedly mundane and embarrassingly predictable. However, we count a university dropout, of a few questionable online courses, which meant, the mundane evolved an insurmountable mountain.

Nevertheless with oil topical, the question was put to the one suited, booted and stupid, of a TIGI research which asserted unlike Jagdeo, Average Jane and Joe aren’t experiencing the lubricating pleasures of oil. However, this question innocuous, had him of disappearing dissertation, screaming like an microcephalic koala.

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“I don’t know what survey did but let me ask you, let me put this back to you now, when you are able to give your citizens the best possible health care; when you are able to announce measures that is giving every single citizen who require dialysis a cheque every year to help them with that dialysis; when you are able to give every school child a transportation grant to help them to go to school; when you are able to give them a uniform grant; when you are able to increase old age pension; when you are able to ensure that the primary health care is working at its best for the people;

“when you are able to build roads all across the country to reduce the cost of transportation (through) farm to market access roads that reduce the cost of production, make the farmers more competitive; when you are able to expand and open up tens of thousands of new acreage of land for agriculture; when you are able to deliver 50,000 house lots to people; when you are able to deliver a children and maternity hospital that is world class to reduce maternal death; when you are able to invest in cancer treatment;

When you are able to invest in free education- 20,000 scholarships; when you are able to have a programme that will see 150,000 Guyanese trained as coders; when I am able to get Al Jazeera to come to Guyana, because of oil, but I can use this opportunity to showcase the rest of Guyana, isn’t there benefit that is coming to the people?”

Best health care
Thus, with such numbskull utterances, akin to provocative leggy miniskirts, meant many gazes and salivating tongues, were irremovably fixated. For with bilateral rigid seizure forearms, he lauded their healthcare, so much so, many speculated a de novo schizoid delusional state, heatstroke, or Dr. Ramsammy-type compulsive lying. For this we recall, PAHO and the World Bank scoring PPP healthcare, as the worse in the hemisphere. Then the deadly pandemic, evidencing what PAHO and the World Bank posited. In fact, WHO registered PPP healthcare as one with the highest;

• Daily childbirth related deaths.
• Maternal mortality in the hemisphere.
•  Neonatal mortality in the hemisphere.
• Infant mortality in the hemisphere.
• Suicide rate in the world.
• The lowest life expectancy in the hemisphere.

Nevertheless, more rehearsed boast he delivered, on a PPP cancer service, which recently took the lives of three innocent children, having injected vincristine in their spines? Which meant, that’s surely should’ve left unsaid.

Then the inevitable confabulation, dialysis patients and servants are homed in Dialysis Palaces, where dialysis is undertaken on gold plated dialysis machines. Now the reality, the World Bank recently reported that PPP healthcare has no dialysis water, for it evaporated into nonexistence. And with dialysis costing upwards of $120,000 per week, many unable to pay, even with PPP pittance, are forced to rationed dialysis sessions, and face premature deaths.

However, dialysis is much more than patients on dialysis machines. For it involves a preparatory surgery to form an AV-fistula. Which means, PPP easily infected inferior quality plastic neck-lines, are risking lives. Secondly, dialysis being lifesaving, mandates regular blood testing to ascertain efficacy, hormones levels, calcium levels, blood counts etc. Then occasionally, the four rice grain size parathyroid glands in the neck, may become uncontrollable overactive, necessitating surgical removal. Additionally, low blood counts may require boosting with special injections.

But despite the nonexistent aforementioned, Dr. Dissertation confabulated Enid Blyton stories, on the Al Jazeera stage, to raise concerns of a relapsing delusional state. Which means, the search is on, not only to geolocate Uitvlugt University, but also the recently constructed World Class Children and Maternity Hospital.

Education
Thus with bucketloads of nauseating hogwash, the conclusion is, the Uitvlught University alumnus, easily surpassed Sam Hinds, on the clueless barometer. For out of his mouth, we first heard of 20,000 scholarships, available for the taking. Then the 150,000 coders jobs that now require 150,000 decoders. Most certainly, someone needs to intervene before his delusions exceeds Idi Amin’s.

But this took the cake, his braggadocio that taxpayers’ uniform grants, will transform the educational system. However, despite the naked Emperor clothing the multitude, the education system is of more failures than a Freddie Kissoon report card.

For education entails more than uniform grants. Education entails addressing the Maslow Hierarchy of needs. Education entails investment in education hardware—smart boards, first class science labs, world class libraries etc. Education entails a holistic methodology. Education entails educational school trips, to reinforced that learnt in class. Education mandates well paid educators. For what PPP is offering our children is a sugar plantation education; nothing to boast of.

Conclusion
So there you have it, PPP without a record to speak of, sent Dr. Fake on Al Jazeera, to fake one.



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