Bharrat Jagdeo, evidently struggling with the closet door, would want us believe that he is blessed eternally with Solomonic wisdom, whilst we the plebeian classes, are dumb as a box of rocks. For so cocksure is the man, he remains unmoved with the misplaced conviction, his miasma could always be shoved down our throats.
In fact, this most offensive miasma, apart from being hellishly tortuous, pitifully shines light on a phenotypic male in the throes of some binary identity crisis. And affirmation, for want of a better characterisation, is lay bare with his mistreatment of our esteemed women journalists, who are perennially on the receiving end of his canine attacks.
For it was only the week past, Jagdeo concerningly of a disposition emotional labile, made the pronouncement that Baby Mohamed, with treacherous intent, visited the Venezuelan embassy. Then, in an unmistakable attempt to add credence to his toddler-level narrative, the quasi-economist of all failed projects, called in the Venezuelan Ambassador, a creature more pliable than people pleaser Sam Hinds, to validate his assertion.
And with the Venezuelan Ambassador slavishly compliant, the rabid PPP pitbull, troublingly not leashed nor muzzled, went about barking more hogwash, that Baby Mohamed, with alleged ties to Venezuela, urgently needs to prove his innocence.
So, having struggled to digest that painfully indigestible, meant the legal principle, who asserts must prove, was immediately brought into consideration. For this unashamed creature wanting in credibility, who shockingly misled the nation on his sham marriage, stands as the party making the allegation, hence burdened to support it with proof.
But the Pradovillian of unexplained wealth, remains steadfastly disagreeable, challenging Baby Mohamed with his outrageous assertions, to prove an impossible negative. However, even if he were of an Einsteinian learning, Baby Mohamed, considering the impossibility of proving a negative, wouldn’t have been able to demonstrate his innocence.
Then, clearly not satisfied exposing himself a naked spectacle, Jagdeo with morbid, if not amorous attraction to Baby Mohamed, was to obscenely inculpate Papa Mohamed, making it a most incestuous threesome. And it was with imagery most disturbing, a skeletonised Jagdeo, burdened Papa Mohamed with his featherweight, to remarkably allege he perfidiously breached the Venezuelan Embassy.
In fact, so confident is the Corrupt One, who was once caught pants down intimately entangled with a Chinese businessman, that he stood ready to position his political legacy on the line. However, with his political legacy valued naught, having emphatically failed as an economist, politician and pseudo-husband, mean it shan’t be recorded a consequential wager. But should he of backdoor shenanigans, wishes to authenticate seriousness, we would duly challenge him to position those highly questionable billions, where his excrement laden mouth is.
Moreover, we would challenge Jagdeo, to provide the legal principle underpinning his assertion, one who visits an embassy, more so the Venezuelan Embassy, could stand accused of violating our laws. For it proved futile establishing such a correlation, between Embassy visits and law infringement, suggesting this is yet another desperate PPP smokescreen.
In fact, having appraised publicly available record, the irrefutable conclusion is, PPP effortlessly securing the Venezuelan Ambassador’s support, is the one party to a most treacherous collusion. Further, with the Venezuelans clandestinely sharing, what should’ve been confidential information, to PPP on the Mohameds alleged visits to their embassy, speaks to a scheming relationship, which is wholly concerning.
But even as PPP symptomise increasing desperation, with their day of reckoning closing in, we the electorate should’ve ourselves ready for more repulsive acts of political distress. For we have witnessed a most comical spectacle, from he of Gangsta Granny, who in a despairing, if not despicable attempt to buy votes, stood unlawfully promoting police officers by the thousands.
Then, in what could only be classed further vote buying, are their politically timed cash grants, single-parent subsidies, farmers’ subsidies, pension increase, because we care, etc. However, because we care for our abused women journalists, we shall offer this pro bono advice to Jagdeo, rather than struggle with the door, just kick the damn thing down, and proudly come out of the closet.